scared-of-clouds:

snapslikethis:

mizimeluh:

Gandalf, whenever he sends someone on a quest:

@scared-of-clouds

OMFG

fairyling:

fairyling:

fairyling:

it’s actually evil that ppl wanna say that they support bi women but then as soon as a bi woman is dating a man & she wants to talk about her attraction she’s shut down in lgbt spaces bc no one wants to hear about het relationships. if you shut down bi ppl discussing their attraction to the opposite gender then you are not an ally to bi ppl & you never were

i encourage you all to reblog this

#i think thats because some bi women insist on calling their het relationships queer #no one likes thats

did u know it’s free to shut the fuck up? bi women can call their “het” relationships whatever the fuck they want bc they are still bi regardless of who they’re dating ohmygod like why do you all love being biphobic?

heartachedreamboy:

heartachedreamboy:

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

debaucherries:

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

pregnantseinfeld:

ronpaulhdwallpapers:

megapope:

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

if(goingToHitStuff) {

dont();

}

lordskellybones:

yourfavisilliterate:

You are illiterate

(Source: pyramidslayer)

deadgirlwalking:

studio killers backstory: this is cherry she likes fashion and her gf :) sometimes she gets sad but she looks at cat pictures and feels better

gorillaz backstory: demon possession! car accidents! domestic abuse! kidnapping! oh yeah babey! born to die world is a fuck!

mystery skulls backstory: dude what if shaggy just fucking killed fred

(Source: christinecanigula)

flowersilk:

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression